I recently discovered the Reef Dram Sandal. Thinking it was a hilarious and mildly disgusting way to stay hydrated in summer I jumped onto Amazon to take a look. Hey, anything that does away with plastic bottles is alright with me!
The Reef Dram Sandal features a hidden flask in the heel of the sandal that can hold fluid. But that's where its association with hydration ends. The Amazon description states that the Reef Dram Sandal 'features a hidden flask so you can smuggle your moonshine into any sporting event, concert, or boring lecture.' Aha, got it, pretty funny.
But even funnier than the sandal itself are the Amazon product reviews. John Blackburn from DC complained that 'it barely holds one shot' failing to recognize the meaning of the word dram. N. Lyons from Florida complained that he was highly suspect of the sandals because they didn't disclose the fluid capacity (IT'S A DRAM!) and was disappointed when he got them and realized 'he could never get buzzed off these.' Most people just complained about leakage. What I really want to know is, what happens if you step in dog shit?
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